Summerpenguin.com! Here is one of my favorite penguin jokes for you: A Penguin walks into a bar and says to the Bartender, "I am looking for my Pa. Have you seen him?" The Bartender says, "Hmmm, I'm not sure. What's he look like?" BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Isn't that a hoot? Get it? GET IT?!?!? A penguin's dad would look the same! Get it? Whooboy, that's a good one! Oh, man, I need to calm down. Oh, my side hurts. Whoooo, what a riot! This one is a classic! How do YOU chill out? Famous Penguin Quotes : " Sorry about that! " by Tennessee Tuxedo ---> " Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo " by the Bud Ice penguin ----> " Oh My Goodness! " by Chilly Willy ----> " Where's the Pizza? " muttered by a summerpenguin